Casey

Casey "Unfamous" Fanning (July 18th) is a student blissfully suffering from severe senioritis since junior high. He was the director, one of the main sources of ideas, and occasional recorder for the Bully PSA. He currently lives with his boyfriend Caleb after bringing him back to life from his accidental suicide.

Aliases:

 * Fasey Canning
 * Casey Fanny

Fanny Pack:
Bulky utility-gadget disguised as a fanny pack albeit with scarce storage space. It was custom-made by Casey in order to get out of doing homework.

Steam Shirt:
Custom shirt invented by Casey. The shirt stores air and converts that air into kinetic energy as the wearer walks. That kinetic energy is then converted further into steam at the press of a button; This causes the shirt to instantly dry when wet or warm up when dry. It has also been used to cook smoked salmon.

With Carson during the Papers of The Lost Arc:
[Casey:] "Infamous?"

[Carson:] "Yeah, infamous. Pretty much just means famous but in a negative light."

[Casey:] "But *in*famous though. Wouldn't that mean 'not famous?'"

[Carson:] "I-- Huh?"

[Casey:] "...Unfamous..."

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[Carson:] "Alright, Big Dog, lets--"

[Casey:] "I like it when you call me Big Dog."

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Job interview:
[Interviewer:] "Alright, sir, what about our company interest you?"

[Casey:] "Absolutely nothing."

[Interviewer:] "Sir? Then why do you want to work here?"

[Casey:] '''"I don't." '''*Casey props his legs up on the desk*

[Interviewer:] "...I uh-- What makes you unique, what skills can you bring?"

[Casey:] "Well. You see. I'm basically God, alright? I wake up in the morning and piss excellence."

[Interviewer:] "Okay. Yeah. We'll give you a call if we want to hire you."

[Casey:] "I'll give you a call if I want a job."

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'''"It was a literal gas attack. I'm sitting there playing my instrument and the people behind me are coughing, dying... The horror around me was unbearable but I still had my mission." '''-Band member Casey playing his instrument amidst the surrounding destruction.

'''"Prison-Shanking intensifies." '''-After observing Blaze side-stab an enemy.

'''"You know... I came to school today fully expecting to put someone on their ass." '''-Casually said upon entering the classroom.

"So potato-shaped. Who would have guessed that at the center of the universe, there is a jellybean?" -No context available. We believe he was high.