Blaze

Blaze "The Destroyer of Worlds" Wallace real name Mikhail Tulav III (Birthday unknown) is one of the main protagonists of B.R.D. Blaze is the current heir to both the Blood of Destruction and the Northern Merchant lineages. He is widely known as the most powerful known living being. Studies from Harvard, Yale, and NASA all conclude that not even death allows you to escape his wrath.

Aliases:

 * B.
 * Ballace To The Wallace
 * Big Boy
 * Bill Nye Russian Spy
 * Blaze Salverson: Legally changed as a joke; Never changed it back.
 * Crow Puncher
 * Demise
 * Destroyer of All Things
 * Exterminator
 * Father of Chaos
 * FBI's Most Wanted
 * Hardcore Blaze
 * Inspiring Russian Instructor
 * Kicker of Bobcats
 * Large Boy
 * Mugger Blaze
 * Oh God, It's-!
 * Please Have Mercy!
 * Mr. Fahrenheit
 * Russian Driver
 * Savior of Channels
 * Savior of Economies
 * Savior of Strays
 * Sparer of Suns
 * The Destroyer of His Own Wallet
 * The Northern Merchant
 * Tony The Tipsy Tiger
 * Tree Chopper
 * Uncle B
 * World's End

Base of Operations:
Fort Wallace(堡塁ウォレス)- An impenetrable, double-fenced fort. It was built by Blaze's grandfather. It is invisible to the naked eye, cameras, and satellites; Only those whom have the Blood of Destruction are capable of finding it.

The Fort serves as a base of operations with it's own armory built in, it additionally houses a super computer with it's own database and a pug named Teddy.

Bizarre compositional structure:
Blaze's body, similar to Carson's, is unlike that of any other human for unknown reasons. These differences from the typical human include:
 * Seven hearts rather than one.
 * He has six kidneys, one in each of his shoulders, one in each knee, and one in each elbow.
 * The average human has two sets of teeth, Blaze has nine.
 * He only has one lung but it's twice as big as a normal lung and further from the middle than it should be.
 * Various missing/re-positioned bones.
 * Each of his feet are entirely missing the bones. And in the bones place, he has two extra livers.
 * His brain, aside from being black, is located behind his sternum rather than in his head.
 * 1/3 of his blood is vodka, another 1/3 is Gatorade, and 1/6 is Chef Boyardee raviloi.

Equipment:

 * Black Padded Knuckle Gloves(Fingerless)- Allows Blaze to create more mass destruction, cause less damage to himself, all the while exerting less energy.
 * Brown Padded Knuckle Gloves(Fingers)- An upgraded version of the fingerless version. Less pain, more gain.
 * Dust Mask- Seals off Blazes destructive breath powers which, in turn, keeps the world from freezing over or burning to a crisp. The longer he wears the mask, the more devastation it will cause upon removal.
 * Military Backpack- Thin, heavy backpack covered in pockets. At all times it has enough weapons to arm an army, and enough drinks to hydrate an army. It also carries blankets, pillows, and bullets. It's seemingly bottomless trait is due to the ability Black Hole which is Inherited from the Authority of Gluttony, an extension of being the Merchant of The North.
 * Prescription Aviator- Sunglasses that allow the sun to survive. Should Blaze ever look at it without them, it would spontaneously destroy itself from the inside-out. They also help him to analyze enemy movement patterns, weapons, and other small details.
 * The Brain- Custom program carried around on a quantum computer and transferred using a USB stick. When run on a computer, both the computer and the network it's connected to fry and are disabled for a week.
 * Tiger Mask- Enables the wearer to assume the persona of Tony The Tipsy Tiger by temporarily sacrificing their own.
 * Ushanka (Russian Hat)- Made from the dyed skin of Siberian children. It seals off Blazes wind nature ability. Without it on, nearby objects are shredded by blades of wind do to the sharpness of Blazes curly hair.

Status as the groups Medical Specialist:
Has intermediate medical knowledge and can render first-aid, mostly uses his medical knowledge in combat or when disposing of bodies.

Status as the groups Poet:
During his time away from the group across the Northern Merchant Arc, Blaze took up a life of poetry (apart from the obvious merchant life), and wrote of many. These include:

The Very Big Boy
"'Wow, that boy is very big.""One could say he's very large.""Jesus Christ, he's freaking huge.""Somebody please end it.'"

The Wolf
"'When the wolf was released from prison, he sought out his grandmother. However, he found that she had passed away several years ago. To make up for the many birthdays he missed, every year on his grandmother's birthday, he left a cake in front of her tombstone. Every year, for the rest of his life, he made cakes. He got so skilled at baking cakes, that he opened a bakery, to fund his cake-baking. Not once did he forget about the cake he owed his grandmother. He eventually passed, too, and his son carried on the tradition of leaving cakes at his grandmother's tombstone.'"

The Tortoise and The Hare
"'As the Hare raced towards the finish line, the Tortoise managed to beat him, if just barely. However, as the Hare face-planted while approaching the speed of sound, he suffered from several broken bones in his face, and neck. The Hare was rendered paralyzed from the head down, permanently, and had to have facial reconstruction surgery several times. The now-paralyzed Hare was visited in the hospital by none other than the Tortoise and the two soon became friends. As the Hare grew old, which only took a few months, the Tortoise visited him weekly, checking up on his friend. The Tortoise--' ((The rest was lost in translation. Assistance needed: 327BW))"

Chicken Little
"'As the chickens were led into the Fox's lair and boxed in, they chose to fight rather than let themselves be consumed. After a glorious battle, the small army of chickens gained the upper hand on the Fox. They reformed their government under Chicken Little, and held the Fox prisoner for life. Chicken Little, having suffered a head injury earlier in the day, wasn't thinking very clearly, which resulted in the formation of the People's Republic of Chickenville. This communist state soon expanded exponentially, and the Chickenville's borders soon contained the entire farm. The chickens, eventually, took over the entirety of North America, and seized the means of production across the continent. After many years of glorious communist chicken rule, the People's Republic of Chickenville eventually collapsed to infighting after the assassination of Chicken Little, who, in his later years, had been renamed 'Chicken Big'. It took decades for the continent to recover from the communist rule and reform new countries.'"

Status as the groups Weapons Expert:
Despite his negative memory, Blaze has an extensive knowledge of international weaponry as well as how to use them. Any newly created weapon out-dating Blazes database can be analyzed at first glance and mastered within seconds. During both day and night, Blaze constantly surrounds himself with his own personal weapons even though his bare fist are enough to collapse buildings, he even goes as far as to put a machete under his pillow when sleeping. While he can wipe out an army single-handily, he is usually paired with Andy to make an even deadlier combination.

Transportation:
The Blazemobile(燃えるモバイル)-  Indestructible, custom-made Dodge Caliber which runs entirely on fear. It is mostly used for the purpose of preserving stamina but is also used in order to joy-ride around. This car is where Blaze stores many of his weapons, equipment, and Gatorade. There is not much information further on it to have been reveled, but the Blazemobile is scheduled to appear in a future video.

Weapons:

 * .357 S&W Magnum- Usually stored in Fort Wallace, Blaze can shoot an ant between the eyes from at most 70 miles away using it.
 * 12 Gauge Double Barrel Shotgun- Has a power equivalent to that of nine spread shots contained in the form of one buckshot. Run at first sight.
 * Bowie Knife- Acquired during the Depot Days video. Purpose has yet to be revealed.
 * Branding Iron- Medical purposes, also used in combat. Has Blazes initials carved into the end.
 * Camping Hatchet- One pound hatchet which had been attained and broken during the same day. Was used to cut down two trees before and after it was broken. It's remains still linger in the back of the arsenal.
 * Combat Axe- Used for picking his teeth, other various unknown assignments. Like the machete it is kept at his bed.
 * Combat Knife- Fixed knife dubbed by Blaze as the "Toothpick knife" it's exact purpose is unclear.
 * Fist/Legs- Arguably the most dangerous weapons Blaze possesses. The destructive powers of his legs alone allow him to run at the speed of light leaving a path-of-destruction in his place, anyone and anything in this path is instantly vaporized. The full extent of his fist are unknown, but it is said that Blaze once stopped a tornado by punching it dead in its tracks. Other than this, his fist are known to destroy cars, buildings, and even tanks.
 * Kolibri Gun- Tiny gun that Blaze keeps in his mouth. He is capable of firing it using his tongue while holding his mouth open. Held just in case his arms ever get restricted but since that day may never come, it has been used in other ways throughout the series.
 * Light-Detecting Bombs- Special bombs invented by Blaze that are disguised as parcels and explode upon light-ray detection.
 * Machete- Carries it around during the day, stores it under his pillow at night.
 * Machete(3 feet)- One of Blazes primary defensive weapons, it is kept in Fort Wallace should it be needed.
 * Sharpened Shovel- Unknown purpose, suspected to be used for decapitations.
 * The Wallace Sword(ウォレスの剣)- Rightful heir, currently in a foreign governments "protection."

Attributes:

 * Blood of Destruction(破壊の血液)- Having inherited it, Blaze has access to the powers of destruction.
 * Canine(犬)- The inheritor naturally grows multiple sharp canine fangs alongside the typical molars.
 * Limit Breaker(限界突破)- Blaze's maximum stat cap is raised 50% before accounting other abilities and attributes..
 * [Regeneration(再生) Only when Solar Eclipse is activated]- Constantly heals any wounds, old or new, no matter how serious. This can not be used to affect another person and has no combat capabilities.
 * Russian Aptitude(ロシア人の適性)- The user is granted secret Russian knowledge as soon as it is conceptualized.
 * Scar Nullify(傷を無効にする)- The user's body becomes too terrified to ever scar no matter the injury.
 * Strength(強さ)- Blaze has the ability to lift many large objects with ease such as but not limited to: One semi truck in each hand, a boulder, a full water tower, or a space shuttle. This strength allows him to effectively demolish anything in his path. Blaze can subconsciously lower his strength when needed, and raise it back up within seconds. His strength is so great that he is the only known living being whom is capable of halting The Great Wall of Diabeetus.
 * Speed/Agility(速度/敏速)- Using his strength, Blaze can create immense force through his limbs which allow him to run, eat, or punch at the speed of light. Depending on how much strength he uses, one may be able to see an indentation of his footprints upon leaving.
 * Senses(感覚)- All of his senses are heightened to a certain degree. However, two in particular are dramatically higher than the others.
 * Sight(視力)- Heightened eye senses allow him to see over 50 miles away. This distance is 25 miles greater when the Prescription Aviators, are equipped. 
 * A down side to his increased sight however is that it amplifies Carson's Pale Skin ability, although this is entirely avoidable by equipping the Aviators which would instead nullify it.
 * Sound(音)- Heightened ear senses allow him to hear his prey breathing from at least 30 miles away. His ears have a built-in filter that prevents any loud noises from injuring his ear drums. Using an invisible GPS in his mind, Blaze can pinpoint where sounds are coming from. He can also tune out noises from undesirable locations in order to prevent an overload.
 * So far, the ability Skeletal Eclipse preformed by Carson is the only exception to Blazes filter.
 * Stamina(スタミナ)- As Blaze's organs are too scared to ever think about shutting down, he has a large pool of stamina to draw from.
 * Triangle Nullify(三角形を無効にする)- No magic is stronger than the users, but they also sacrifice their own magic's advantage.
 * Blood of The Northern Merchant(北の商人の血液)- Grants access to the Northern Merchant Authorities.
 * Authority of Gluttony(暴食の権能)- Enables access to the Black Hole ability along with a rare attribute.
 * Blessing of The Darkness(暗闇の祝福)- Grants access to Dark-Magic.
 * Authority of Greed(強欲の権能)- Enables access to many powerful attributes and abilities, known and unknown alike.
 * ESP(超感覚的知覚)- The user can highlight non-living objects in their mind and see said objects clearly from a distance, even through walls. The object must have been previously touched by the user to take affect.
 * Intelligence(知性)- The user is granted a 25% permanent increase to their intelligence.
 * Memory(記憶)- The user has a permanent 50% increase to their memory. However, Blaze's memory is so drastically bad that it remains below average.
 * Unnamed Attribute- The user has a 30% chance of getting any offensive ability they desire, however if the attribute fails then they can never request that same ability again.
 * Authority of Sloth(怠惰の権能)- Presumably enables access to many attributes and abilities but only one ability is confirmed to derive from this, and no attributes have been confirmed.
 * Authority of Wrath(憤怒の権能)- Enables access to many powerful unique traits such as the Aura of Madness (And the ability Madness by extension) however it also brings forth Pain Synthesis as a side-effect.
 * Aura of Madness(狂気のオーラ)- Aura so strong that non-living and living things alike can feel it imbuing them with fear.
 * Arrow Evasion(矢避け)- Thrown weapons such as axes, darts, or knives change directions effectively making them impossible to hit Blaze. Does not effect bullets.
 * Chaos(混乱)- Individuals who cannot resist magic, or who have not inherited a defensive bloodline trait, have their mind scrambled when in close proximity to Blaze. This causes them to exhibit short term memory loss, confusion, or difficulty in thinking, it is also possible for someone to exhibit all three at the same time. Unlike the ability Madness(狂気) this attribute does not create excess madness or harm the user.
 * Default Winner(デフォルト受賞者)- This attribute makes any loss an instant win, or alternatively makes any no a yes. Through the Aura of Madness people are corrupted with fear and are unable to declare anyone else a winner or turn Blaze down. This benefits him for gambling, getting alcohol early, the Russian nuclear codes, and dinner at a restaurant. It was most recently used to get a free bowie knife during the Depot Days 2017 video. Attribute does not take effect, or is resisted, against defensive bloodlines.

Negative Attributes:

 * Pain Synthesis(苦痛合成)- Every once in awhile, Blaze stumbles across a negative biorhythm. During this period of time he feels exhausted, pain, and drowsiness making it difficult for him to engage in combat or move around.
 * Memory(メモリー)- Only applies to matters not regarding Russia, weaponry, or wars. In any other case, Blaze struggles to recall the most recent of topics.
 * Luck(運)- Any 50/50 odd that Blaze encounters is shifted 70/30 against himself. Because of this, it is near impossible for him to gamble. However, gambling is not particularly needed anyway since it is impossible for Blaze to lose, even if he lost.
 * His luck made Carson jokingly refer to Blaze as "Blaze, the Destroyer of His Own Wallet" during the events of the Depot Days 2017 video.

Abilities:

 * Absolute Strike(絶対命中)- Passive. Every first strike that Blaze throws is guaranteed to land, all strikes following are 50% more likely to land. Only takes effect if the strike is something that would otherwise be physically capable of landing.
 * Aggressor (侵略者)- Passive ability. Grants Blaze a 10% higher damage output if his attack is planned beforehand.
 * Ambush(待ち伏せ)- Passive ability. When aware of an approaching combat, Blaze always strikes first.
 * Autosarcophagy(自己共食い)- Passive. The user is capable of restoring their health and stamina by tearing parts of their own flesh off and digesting it.
 * Black Hole(ブラックホール)- Special ability that only Blaze is capable of activating due to his status as the Merchant of The North. Using Dark-Magic, he can rip a hole in time and space in order to store items in another location and retrieve them at will. Alternatively, Blaze can activate it inside himself in order to eat his enemies alive.
 * Comically, this ability enables Blaze to store large weapons in small containers such as an RPG or an assault rifle in his jacket arm pocket meant to hold bullets.
 * This ability was used to sneak a tree into his school in the past.
 * Any status of Black Hole having a limit is so-far unknown.
 * Carnivore(肉食動物)- Passive, weaker variant of Autosarcophagy. The user is capable of restoring their health and stamina by eating the flesh of another living animal, this ability will activate from other humans flesh as well.
 * This ability does not take affect if the other animal is dead.
 * Dual Strike(デュアルアタック)- Passive ability. When attacking in unison with an ally, both Blaze and the ally gain an increased damage output of 10%
 * Duplication(複製)- Activated, dangerous ability that permanently splits all of the user's ability in half and implements it into a clone of the caster. Once split, the user cannot reclaim the magic/strength that was lost or replenish it. The user's lifespan for both copies are halved to what they would have been in the process. As this ability halves the user's current state of being, this ability can theoretically be used multiple times but such a thing has yet to transpire. Also, finally, whomever is split has their mental ability split between each clone.
 * Elbow Room(肘部屋)- Passive. When in an open area, Blaze does 10% more damage and moves 5% faster.
 * Gatorade Creation(ゲータレード創造)- The user is granted an odd and unique ability which allows them to create an unlimited supply of bottled Gatorade from within the earth and expelled to the surface. Granted from the Authority of Greed.
 * Heavy Blade(剛剣)- Activated, has no time-limit for its use. The user sacrifices 10% of their speed for 30% more damage output.
 * Infinite Darkness(無限暗)- Hallucinatory Dark-Magic that shuts down the opponents sight of all but their own body, forcing them to stand in the darkness. This technique does not restrict any of the other senses and normally requires eye contact in order to activate, but Blaze is capable of activating it through the Aviators granted he can see the enemies eyes.
 * Instant Kill(瞬殺)-- also known as --Annihilator(滅殺)- Activated ability. Has a 5% chance of activating and if so, instantly kills the target regardless of health or enemy skill. Impossible to affect, even if activated, against defensive based bloodlines.
 * Luck Drain(幸運の吸収)- Passive ability only usable by those with extraordinarily bad luck. Allies suffer a debuff of 10% in their own luck stat when in the users proximity. Does not affect enemies,though it will affect bloodlines.
 * NO U!(いいえ君は！)- Passive. Upon death, if killed, the user's remaining lifespan is swapped with their killers.
 * Reality Eater(リアリティイーター)- Activated. Granted from the Authority of Gluttony, the user can eat a non-living objects reality and lock it into place.
 * (For example: The user could eat the reality of a tree branch and then toss it in front of someones front door. As the branch no longer has a reality, it is locked into place. From that point forward, only the one who locked the object could move it. If the owner of the house attempted to open their front door, it wouldn't budge.)
 * Solar Eclipse(日食)- Special ability that only Blaze is capable of activating. Drawing upon power from the sun, he is temporarily given the attribute of regeneration(再生) As a bonus, this ability also accelerates Stamina(スタミナ) allowing Blaze to continue any conquest. Only possible to activate during the day, any existing effects are nullified at night.
 * Solidarity(連帯)- Passive ability that is always activated. Inspires nearby allies to do 10% more damage when in proximity to Blaze.
 * Strength Cry(力の叫び)- Activated ability. Every ally within a short proximity is temporarily granted 20% higher damage output.
 * Madness(狂気)- Special ability that only Blaze is capable of activating. Using his inherited Aura of Madness, Blaze is capable of driving a nearby person insane. Those affected experience visual and auditory hallucinations, severe pain, then expose the whites of their eyes and foam at the mouth where they are then rendered mad.
 * This ability can only be used a few times per day and will either not work or be resisted against those who have defensive bloodlines, a resistance to magic, or certain abilities.
 * Whether successful or not, usage results in excess madness which can potentially harm the user.
 * Miracle(奇跡)- Passive ability that activates itself no more than twice per day. Blaze can survive an otherwise lethal attack by reducing the damage by half.
 * Vengeance(復讐)- Passive ability. For every 20% of health that Blaze loses, he gains 10% more damage output.

Drifting Cloud, Silent Darkness Arc:
Blaze first makes his appearance during the prologue chapter of the first arc where he is messing around with his bloodline in childhood such as: Destroying abandoned buildings, fighting strangers on the street, and tearing cinder-blocks in half like paper. He makes no other appearance throughout the arc but is mentioned a few times.

Rachis Arc:
Blaze makes his debut modern-day appearance in the first chapter where he shows up alongside the other members of the ABC Formation: Andy and Carson. Throughout the arc, him and Andy push each other aside and walk in front while traveling throughout the Depot Days festival and calmly bickering with each other.

During the second chapter, a man in a nearby booth calls out to them to come arm-wrestle him. Andy and Blaze flip a coin and Blaze goes first but accidentally breaks the mans arm in nineteen places. Andy claims that he could have done the same thing and they wind up arguing over who of the two is more powerful. They quickly and mutually agree to fight, while ignoring alternative 'challenges' from Carson, but before the match can began the police arrive and they skedaddle back to Fort Wallace. The arc ends with them deciding to fight on the other side of The Portal and Hayden shows up as backup after a call from Carson.

Bloody Days Arc:
Andy and Blaze continue their power-struggle from the previous arc and travel through The Portal to a near-deserted island which is stationed by a military of unknown affiliation. Their battle last for a solid three days and nights without rest before the scene becomes a four-way deadlock between Andy--Blaze--Carson, and Hayden trying to stop either-- And the islands military. Andy and Blazes battle concludes with the destruction of the island along with their military which also, unbeknownst to the group, releases The Witch. The arc concludes with Andy and Blaze deciding on being the sturdiest and strongest respectively.

Ethnocentric/Of Frost Arcs:
Not seen in either of these arcs spanning over a time period of roughly a month, but he is mentioned by both Carson and Hayden during the events of each--Both of whom are in the hospital due to the events of the Bloody Days Arc.

A Jew Hope:
Blaze makes an appearance at the very end of the arc when he and Andy go visit Steven in the hospital from his Natural-Victim attribute and torture him by eating in front of him.

Ignition Point Arc:
Blaze is briefly seen with Andy while The Witch is nearby plotting an attack against them for destroying her island before she decides to drop attacking them altogether and target Steven instead due to his Provoke attribute.

She Craws, She Flies, She Lurks-- The Witch Appears Arc:
Blaze makes an appearance toward the end with Hayden and fends off The Witch whom is trying to kill Steven. He is later seen discussing with Andy while Hayden 'attempts' to heal Steven.

Just Another Game of Shogi Arc:
Blaze, Carson, and Hayden travel through The Portal to go investigate the remains of the island destroyed during the events of the Bloody Days Arc in order to find out who and what The Witch is.

Conversations during the Russian Driver Character Arc:
[Blaze:] "Oh, the flamingo? It belongs to that Asian-looking fucker."

[Andy:] "Yeah, the Vietnamese."

[Blaze:] "Carson's not Vietnamese! If he were Vietnamese, he'd be burning and covered in Napalm."

[Carson:] "Well..."

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[Carson:] "Jesus, Blaze, should you even be driving? How did you sleep?"

[Blaze:] "Like god during the Holocaust."

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[Steven:] "Don't make me go further..."

[Blaze:] "Go further! NOW!"

[Steven:] "Okay, papa, I'm sorry!"

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[Blaze:] "Listen well, Comrade! Always thank bus driver when disembarking bus!"

[Carson:] "Uh... Alright."

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[Carson:] "Christ, Blaze!"

[Blaze:] "Shut face! You try navigating traffic while opening new bottle of Vodka.

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Other:
"Трахни свою мать." -Calm casual saying.

"Hello, comrade Steven!" -First line.

"(Steven), we potentially need you to stand in way of bullet so that you are harmed instead of us, yes?"

"Get in, comrade, we're here!" -After driving through Andy's living-room wall.

"Gonna go 'nyoom!'" -Flying down the interstate during the events of the Multi-Mile Traffic Jam video.

"Fucking, cunt!" -heard in the same video.

"I can fix that." -Playing the role as group medic.

"This is inferior weapon." *Handed a nerf gun* "I have found superior weapon."

"I need a firm grasp on the passage of time." -No context available.

"Hello, traveler!" -Selling people things from his jacket

"Germ-X huh? You can use that to kill someone." -During a casual conversation with Carson

'''"CIA, open door, now!" '''-Blaze, invading the CIA.

"Give arm, now!" -Tearing what's left of Steven's arm off in order to reattach it correctly later. Rescue Arc.

"Give breath, now!" -Punching Steven in the gut.

"Give cheese, now!" -Taking Steven's string cheese.

"Give condiments, now!" -McDonald's forgot the ketchup. Russian Driver Arc.

"Give dollar, now!" -Mugger Blaze, mugging Steven.

"Give heart, now!" -Mating shout. Used shortly before tearing girls hearts out.

"Give horse, now" -Preparing to chase down a train and prevent it's robbery.

"Pain is just weakness leaving body."

"Forward on red, forward on red- Rush B!" -Running a red light

"Shut the face, we go here." -Turning on yield when it is not his right-of-way

"Get out of ze way, I go now!" -When backing out of a parking spot and another car is there

"GPS say we go this way, we go this way." -Seconds before collision with building

"Damn, another building run out in front of car." -Seconds after collision with building

"Listen here, dense fucker, they are die!" -Telling Steven about his hat, it's material, and the process.

"Siberian child flesh is slightly bullet-resistant. It will take many rounds for me to kill myself."

"Move. Before your body part like Red Sea."

"Nay. Thee."

"No, you!"

"NO! I only know Cold War shit about Russia now!" -Feeling the side affects of using Duplication.

"Squad up, comrades! Quickly!" -Squading up

"We do not have siren, just front bumper. Vroom, vroom." -About to pull someone over despite not being law enforcement.

"We got Fritos!" -Luring Andy into his car.

"We have hostages, pay $2.25 or he might die or something." -Saving the lives of an entire school. Unfortunately, Blaze mistakenly took Steven hostage due to his natural 'school-shooter' vibe so the plan did not work.

"Well there goes the sheriff, let's follow him." -Russian Driver Blaze making those in the car with him question their life decisions.

"You are grounded. Become one with ground!"

"You think that we can make that yellow light? Fuck it, we go now!"

Trivia:

 * Should Blaze and Andy fight, the battle would last forever.
 * Before his prime, Blaze took on a battalion of tanks with a single sledge-hammer and won. Many of the tanks attempted to retreat. None of them left the block.
 * His favorite snack is the potato dog Russian delicacy (A raw, shaved potato eaten in a hot dog bun.), and is commonly seen eating it.
 * Legends say that he can destroy a planets sun, as opposed to Andy's blocking of the sun.
 * The further away his enemies, the faster they surrender.
 * The closer he is, the louder one can hear the USSR national anthem
 * Despite his age, Blaze has an extensive track record:
 * Using Black Hole, Blaze once brought a tree to school and upon releasing it, destroyed the roof.
 * Thanos checks under his bed at night to make sure Blaze isn't there.
 * Door Replacement Services(DRS) know Blaze's entire family by name after being called out so many times.
 * During the Sweater Weather Arc, a mugger set his sights on Blaze but was dismayed when his own knife was broken off and used to decapitate him.
 * During the Rescue Arc, Blaze (reluctantly) single-handily broke Steven out of jail.
 * Blaze won all gold medals during the Tournament Arc when 96 of the competitors mysteriously failed to show up.
 * Using The Squad Formation with Carson and Steven, Blaze defeated every major arc villain during the War Arc and still managed to get home in time for tea.
 * During the height of the War Arc, Blaze saved the lives of an entire Russian village when an enemy threw a grenade at him and Blaze just caught and put the pin back in it. Afterwards Blaze dealt with the enemy using his grenade, before later blowing it up for fun at the end of the war.
 * Following the events of the War Arc, 'The Trail of Tears' has officially been redefined as anywhere Blaze has walked.
 * The movie Hardcore Henry was based on Blazes diary entries but was toned down for western release.
 * Brought to tears after hearing about Blazes exploits, artist Blue Stahli released: The Destroyer of All Things.